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The FIRE Exit
Tools

Thinking tools, not truth.

Ten tools I built to think about freedom the way I actually think about it — price the life, find the exit, weigh what each euro really costs. Plus the three I reach for when you outgrow mine. Use them to think, not to decide. None of it is advice.

The instruments

Built for each step of the exit.

Find your number

Price the life, see the exit, and which kind of exit it is.

Pressure-test it

What each euro, each fee, each bad decade, each border — and each year you get — does to the plan.

The far side

The part no calculator solves.

When you outgrow mine

The heavy machinery.

Mine keep it simple on purpose — and The Three Endings now runs the bad-luck odds in-house. When you outgrow even that, the deep end: historical backtests, withdrawal strategies, Monte Carlo. These are the three I actually use. Each does something mine deliberately don’t.

Nothing here is financial or investment advice — it’s arithmetic and education. Every tool runs in your browser; nothing you type is sent anywhere or saved. Decisions about your money are yours, ideally with a licensed adviser. I’m happily not one.

The maths is the short half.

A calculator can tell you when. It can’t tell you what for — or what you’d actually do tomorrow if the number landed tonight. That’s the half I work on with people. Not your portfolio: your plan.